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7 At all.

CHAPTER 38
1 And that's why Germany can never be a Chosen Nation,
2 Ever,
3 Because there is no reason for what they did,
4 And no explanation,
5 And no justification,
6 At all.
7 aWhich is another way of saying that a barbarian nation is a barbarian nation is a barbarian nation,
8 Forever,
9 And that's all there is to it.

CHAPTER 39
1 And when the end of the world comes at last,
2 bIt will probably be because someone forgot that a Kraut is a Kraut is a Kraut,
a.Psom.27.1-3
b.Krt.38.7
c.Krt.9.7
 3 And trusted them to act like a civilized nation,
4 For once,
5 And not like a bunch of arrogant, bloodthirsty, genocidal pigs,
6 cWho still think they're entitled to rule the world,
7 Even if they have to kill everyone else in the world to do it,
8 And even if they have to kill themselves to do it,
9 Because deep inside the heart of every Kraut,
10 There's a member of the master race,
11 Just waiting,
12 O so patiently,
13 To hear the two sweetest words ever uttered in any language:
14 Achtung! Götterdämmerung!


THE BOOK OF DAMN YANKEES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF MANIFEST DESTINY

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CHAPTER 1
1 Across the Atlantic Ocean from Europe, there was a place called North America,
2 dWhich was discovered by an Italian explorer in the employ of the queen of Spain,
3 eColonized extensively by the Spanish and the French,
4 fDeveloped into a rich nation by the labor of African slaves supplied by the Dutch,
d.Exp.9.1-4
Psay.5Y.1
e.Exp.1.7-9
f.Yks.5.5
g.Dav.58.9
h.Exp.9.5-8
i.Yks.10.19
 5 And thus became the largest gEnglish-speaking nation on earth,
6 hNamely, the United States of America.
7 The inhabitants of the United States decided to call themselves Yankees,
8 iFor some reason,
9 And eventually noticing that the rest of the world was there,