4 Which meant that nobody would get to spend any of the money they were making till the troops came home,
5 And so they tried to figure out some new ways of getting the war over with faster,
6 Which they did.
7 aTheir biggest idea was to build an enormous bomb that could destroy an entire city in a few seconds,
8 bWhich they thought would shorten the war,
9 And besides, they knew that their idea was the kind of idea that Krauts usually had,
10 cWhich they knew because the Yanks who had come up with this idea were really Krauts who had decided to be Yanks after it got dtoo dangerous to live in Germany anymore,
11 Which meant that honest-to-goodness eKraut-type Krauts might be thinking along the same lines,
12 And it just wouldn't do to let the Krauts get a bomb like that first.
13 So the Yanks started something called the fManhattan Project,
14 Which changed everything,
15 Forever.
CHAPTER 1141 Meanwhile, the Yanks in England thought it would take less time to defeat Germany if they all went over to France,
2 gIn a single gigantic invasion force,
3 And just rolled right over the hKrauts all the way to Berlin.
4 iOf course, by this time, the jKrauts were starting to understand the Yanks better than they did before,
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5 Even if they were liking them less and less,
6 And so they were expecting a gigantic Yank invasion,
7 kBut in Calais,
8 lFor some reason,
9 Even though it was obvious that the best place to land a gigantic invasion force was in Normandy,
10 Which is where the Yanks and some Brits landed on mD-Day,
11 The Sixth of June,
12 1940-nsomething,
13 A date that will never be forgotten by any Yank,
14 Ever.
CHAPTER 1151 After D-Day, everybody tried to foul things up and lengthen the war,
2 Including the Yanks,
3 For some reason.
4 The Brits wanted to lengthen the war by trying out one of oMontgomery's pinane ideas for attacking Germany,
5 qWhich involved attacking Belgium,
6 rFor some reason,
7 And which succeeded brilliantly in wasting a lot of time,
8 Not to mention a whole bunch of Yank and Brit troops.
9 Then sMacArthur held things up by insisting on an invasion of the Philippines,
10 Even though the Philippines weren't the most direct route to Japan,
11 But had to be reconquered anyway because MacArthur had said he would be back,
12 tOr words to that effect.
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