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2 Who hated Yule's hullabaloogie;
3 His life was morose,
4 Till a visiting aghost,
5 bConvinced him to live with a boogie.

CHAPTER 31
1 A Biblical cdad was blessed with two boys,
2 But done wouldn't wait to inherit his toys:
3 He took them and went,
4 Came home with them spent,
5 eBut the ending was happy, with no angry dad noise.

CHAPTER 32
1 Young Macbeth had tons of ambition,
2 And a wife with a dark sense of mission,
3 fSo X marked the spot,
4 Of their murderous plot,
5 Till the gLady's insanity prompted X-cision.

CHAPTER 33
1 hBeowulf slew a monster named iGrendel,
2 Whose jmom then went round the bendel:
3 kBeo fixed her wagon,
4 Then killed a ldragon,
5 mAnd then died so the poem could endel.

CHAPTER 34
1 Candide, an inveterate traveler,
2 nLeft home and went thence and all over;
3 Finding Man odesperado,
4 He tried pEl Dorado,
5 qBut homered his lover and garden "cultiver."
a.Dav.32.23
b.Vin.49.5
c.Dav.14.9
d.Dav.35.18
e.Dav.22.52
f.Psay.5X.1
g.Grk.5.3-6
h.Dav.18.5
i.Dav.7.5
j.Dav.20.7-8
k.Ed.78.11
l.Carl.3.8
m.Dav.18.30-31
n.Pnot.9.2
o.Frog.35.4
p.Vin.50.12-16
q.Frog.27.5
r.Dav.23.17
s.Dav.18.5
t.Grk.5.3-6
u.Psom.36.5-6
v.Psong.57.1
w.Dav.8.7
x.Adam.16.12-15
y.Vin.75.6
z.Psong.55.3
aa.Psay.5X.1-4
bb.Psom.44.5-8
cc.Dav.21.7
dd.Grk.11.9
ee.Psay.5Q.53
ff.Grk.26.9-10
gg.Kens.18.1-10
hh.Dav.8.7
ii.Chr.4.6-7
CHAPTER 35
1 rJuliet and sRomeo were most unfortunate:
2 Loved by each other but not by tfate,
3 They got themselves married,
4 uThen escape plans miscarried,
5 And their vfamilies ended their feud too late.

CHAPTER 36
1 Young Balfour got kidnaped by wAlan Breck,
2 And they went on a tortuous trek:
3 They suffered the plots,
4 xOf mysterious Scots,
5 Who tried and failed to hang Breck by the neck.

CHAPTER 37
1 Dantes got thrown in the yslammer,
2 Found a way to go on the zlammer;
3 He got some aatreasure,
4 Then took great pleasure,
5 In avenging his woes with God's bbhammer.

CHAPTER 38
1 ccEliza, an untutored Doolittle,
2 Met ddHiggins and learned she knew little;
3 eeHe taught her to speak,
4 And snob noses to tweak,
5 ffA gift she at length deemed too little.

CHAPTER 39
1 A merry gggang led by hhRobin Hood,
2 iiStole from the rich and thought they'd done good;