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7 What's that?
8 Oh.
9 My apologies.

CHAPTER 51
1 Don't take on so (said the pen) .
2 So your ideas won't make everything perfect.
3 It's not the end of the world.
a.Wil.18.1-2
 4 At least not yet, anyway.
5 Besides,
6 Although I can't be completely sure about it,
7 aI think someone will come,
8 Someday.
9 This someone may know what to do about all this,
10 Unless he doesn't.
11 But that's a long way off,
12 In fact, it's a long long way off,
13 And I don't think you should worry about it right now.
14 All right?

CHAPTER 52
1 And so Adam put his pen carefully away,
2 And decided that there really wasn't much he could do about things that were so far in the future,
3 Except maybe leave a tiny hint for those who would come,
4 Which is why economics came to be known as the dismal science.


THE BOOK OF THE VIP
CHUCK

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CHAPTER 1
1 There was a VIP named bChuck, who took a beagle somewhere on an expedition,
2 cAnd changed the world.
3 When he came back, he told everybody that they were all wrong about a few things.
4 Like, they were wrong about the creation,
b.Dav.30.40
c.Adam.1.4
d.Lies.2.1-3
e.Lies.2.4
f.Dav.10.11
g.Psay.5Z.10
h.Lies.2.5-6
Psay.5Y.37
i.Gods.3.5
 5 dAnd how God made everything in seven days,
6 eCompletely from scratch.
7 And they were especially wrong about how God had made man,
8 fIn His own image,
9 To rule over all the ganimals,
10 hFrom the very beginning.
11 iWhen they heard this, everybody got very upset,