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15 If you fight bravely and earn decorations for valor, you will be dismissed as a ajingoistic fool who probably can't be trusted to walk the streets.
16 If you ever bmake a stand on a point of principle, your own generals will do you in.
17 And the absolute best you can hope for is that there will come a time when they really really need you,
18 cSay, to get even with somebody they've targeted for blame,
19 In which case, they will wave their flags,
20 And send you cookies,
21 And call you a hero,
22 And cry when you die,
23 As long as nobody asks them to go with you, or make any other kind of personal sacrifice,
24 Because dying in wars is a job for stupid jingoistic fools,
a.Ann.19.1-14
b.Yks.135.21
c.Adam.42.5-8
d.Brd.24.12-19
e.Ext.38.10
25 dLike you.
26 Do you understand?
27 Without the Way of Harry, there is no help for you,
28 At all.

CHAPTER 15
1 And that is why I can offer one form of consolation to the hard cases,
2 Because Harry always needs eAngels,
3 Who are loyal and brave and determined,
4 Without thinking about it at all.
5 If you're a real hard case,
6 Forget the military,
7 Because they don't really want you anymore.
8 Come to Harry,
9 Because in spite of everything,
10 Harry can always use a few good men.


NO. ONE'S REPORT TO THE
WHARTS

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CHAPTER 1
Agenda
• Greetings to MBA candidates
• Review of Harry
• Opportunities for Wharts
• Action Items

CHAPTER 2
Greetings
• Hi there
• My name's Ned
• Sorry I couldn't be with you
• Sending this hard copy of my usual report instead
• FYI

CHAPTER 3
Review of Harry
• Background