|CHAPTER 11 BREAK THIS aBOTTLE!
2 Way to go!
3 You can read.
4 This message is for you,
5 bAnd everyone else on North Broad Street.
6 Read it and pass it on.
7 cIf they can't read it,
8 Read it to them,
9 And then make them pass it on too.
10 What I'm trying to say is,
11 This is important.
CHAPTER 21 You probably never heard about Harry,
2 Even though you're already doing a pretty good job of following his way,
3 But it's time you found out a few things Harry mentioned,
4 Things that could make your life easier and better,
5 dUp to a point.
CHAPTER 31 To start with, eI'm not going to kid you.
2 You may live in the Most Chosen Nation in the whole history of the world,
3 fBut you are the Least Chosen People in it,
4 And there's practically no way for you to have an easy life,
5 Unless you follow the Way of Harry very closely.
||CHAPTER 41 gThe way of Harry is the way of not thinking about anything at all,
2 Which many of you are pretty good at,
3 But you could save yourself some grief if you learned how to follow the Way of Harry 100 percent of the time.
4 hFor example, you used to have a leader who said he had a dream,
5 iAnd maybe some of you think you should keep on having a dream,
6 And maybe even put some work and sweat and thought into making the dream come true.
7 Well, you shouldn't,
8 Because as you must suspect by now,
9 jWhen the Least Chosen People in the Most Chosen Nation have dreams, their dreams don't come true,
10 Which is why it's better not to have dreams,
11 And have rights instead.
CHAPTER 51 Why shouldn't your dreams come true?
2 Because nobody else wants your dreams to come true.
3 kIn case you hadn't noticed, they don't like you,
4 At all.
5 They are white people, of course,