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4 aSuch as risking assassination to prevent the Algerians from becoming independent,
5 bAnd waging a silly war in Indochina to keep the communists from taking Vietnam away from the Frogs,
6 cAnd telling the rest of the world how great France was at every opportunity,
7 And how they didn't need help from America or anyone else,
8 Except for the tourist trade, of course,
9 Which it was the duty of every Frog citizen to support by being as French as possible at all times,
10 Which is to say as rude as possible at all times,
11 Because in spite of everything,
12 Including all their lost chances to be the Chosen Nation of Europe,
a.Exp.15.10-11
b.Bks.6.24
c.Frog.3.6
d.Frog.4.7
e.Kens.6.6
f.Frog.35.6
g.Frog.35.4
13 dThe Frogs still know that they are superior to everyone else,
14 Which is their abiding glory as a people,
15 eAnd the reason why everyone else is sick to death of them.

CHAPTER 40
1 And when the end of the world comes at last,
2 It's a pretty safe bet that the Frogs won't be anywhere near the fuse,
3 Although it's also a safe bet that if there's enough time, some Frog will remind the world that the genius of France has just been proven beyond doubt,
4 fBecause the Frogs have been onto the nature of existence far longer than anybody else,
5 Which is why they are so very very proud of the greatest Frog achievement of all,
6 gBecause where would everybody be if the Frogs had not invented despair?


THE BOOK OF BLOODY BRITS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE WHITE MAN'S BURDEN

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CHAPTER 1
1 There was an island called Britain located off the northwest coast of Europe, hwhere it was in an ideal position to cause lots of trouble for everyone else.
2 iThe weather is very bad in Britain all the time, which makes clothes very important,
h.Vin.73.12
i.Psom.18.8
3 And explains why the people who lived there became obsessed about being properly dressed for every occasion,
4 Although there is much about these people that cannot be explained,