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3 Where he looks like his usual sunny self,
4 And he is wearing his beautiful while suit,
5 And there's a fabulous planter's punch on the terrace,
6 And four of the most gorgeous women you ever saw,
7 Wearing those nothing little bikinis,
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 8 So that you can see all that golden skin,
9 And aHarry looks just wonderful,
10 Really,
11 Because he was always the bOne,
12 From the very beginning,
13 And it makes you proud to have known him,
14 Way back when.


THE EXPLOITS
OF THE ULTRA-HARRIERS

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CHAPTER 1
1 I, being cWillie, know everything of what happened during the time of Harry,
2 And afterwards,
3 And I have set it all down pretty much the way I remember it,
4 Which may be the way it happened,
5 Although I have also received a lot of dConsolation over the years,
6 Which gets in the way of dates and things sometimes,
7 If you care,
8 Which you probably don't,
9 If you are a eHarrier,
10 Which you probably are,
11 The way I read the fodds.

CHAPTER 2
1 It seems like a lot of things happened pretty quickly,
2 gWhat with Harry getting arrested so suddenly,
3 hAnd all of us having to hide out during the trial and all,
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 4 Which was a bummer,
5 iBecause we all kind of liked Harry,
6 jBut what could we do about it,
7 kEven if we had stuck around to testify?
8 Anyway, it was pretty great that Harry lgot away with everything,
9 And mescaped to Rio,
10 nWith his whole fortune intact,
11 oAnd we were really happy to hear from him when he called,
12 pWhich he did when we were having dinner together,
13 qJust for old times' sake,
14 Only Harry didn't want us to call it a day,
15 But to go on talking about the Way,
16 And telling everyone else how to be,
17 Which we didn't really want to do,
18 rBecause what was in it for us?